Q: What do you always do after Thanksgiving?
A. G.
Q: Why did turkey refuse dessert?
A: He is already full.
Q. The day after the holidays, the refrigerator says “Is everything okay here?” What did you answer when asked?
A: “No, everything remains here!”
Q: Why did Turkey join the band?
A: He can bring his own drumstick.
Q: If pilgrims traveled on the Mayflower, what do college students travel on?
A: Scholar shipping.
Q: What would you like to wear to Thanksgiving dinner?
A: A white shirt or high-waisted trousers.
Q: What is the age of a pilgrim called?
A: A pilgrimage.
Q: What kind of key can’t open the door?
A: Turkey.
Q: Why did the farmer have to separate chickens and turkeys?
A: He detected poultry play.
Q: What happened to the fighting turkey?
A: He got stuffing from him!
Q: What do you get when you cross a turkey with an octopus?
A: Finally, for Thanksgiving, a nabe for everyone is enough.
Q: Why does this Indian chief use so many feathers?
A: It helps to keep their wigwam.
Q: What’s the real secret to the perfect Thanksgiving dinner?
A: Turkey.
Q: On which side does a turkey have most of its feathers?
A: Outside.
Q: How are you going to float the turkey?
A: I need some root beer, two scoops of delicious ice cream and a turkey.
Q: Can a turkey jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Yes, because buildings cannot jump anyway.
Q: What vegetables would you like to eat this Thanksgiving?
A: Beat me!
Q: What are the types of stomach-wiggling potatoes?
A: Paris, France.
Q: Why do cranberries turn red?
A: When I saw the turkey dressing!
Q: When is turkey soup unhealthy?
A: If you were that turkey!
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