Q: Where does Count Dracula usually eat lunch?
A: In the coffin.
Q: In which part of the street do vampires live?
A: Dead end.
Q: What do you get when you divide the circumference of a jack-o-lantern by its diameter?
A: Pumpkin pie!
Q: What can I say about the terrible mummy joke?
A: Sphinx!
Q: What do you call a vampire living in the kitchen?
A: Count Spatula.
Q: What do ghosts wear when their vision is blurred?
A: Spooktacles
Q: What are the public holidays in Vampire Country?
A: Canine giving!
Q: What is the zombie’s favorite cereal?
A: Rice noodles.
Q: Where do ghosts go on holidays?
A: No.
Q: What did one ghost say to another?
A: Get life!
Q: What did the fisherman say on Halloween?
A: Cheating or trout. How do you search for ghosts?
Q: What is the web?
A: I use ghoul writing.
Q: What doesn’t stop hovering around the haunted house?
A: Fence.
Q: From whom does Monster buy cookies?
A: A ghoul scout.
Q: Why is a graveyard a good place to write a story?
A: Because there are so many conspiracies out there!
Q: Why does Jack O’ Lantern have an evil smile?
A: Because you just scooped out the brain!
Q: Where is the best place to have a Halloween party?
A: g-RAVE-yards.
Q: Why is the baby wrapped in white cloth?
A: I was just trying to be like a mummy.
Q: Why do ghosts like to hang out in bars?
A: All because of Boos.
Q: Who won the Skeleton Beauty pageant?
A: There is no body.
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