What do you call an old snowman?
water
Q: What do you get when you cross Duck and Santa?
A: Christmas Quaker!
Q: What do you call the penguins of the Sahara Desert?
A: Lost
Q: Why is the government like ancient Bethlehem?
A: It takes a miracle to find the three wise men there.
Q: Why is Santa banned from the soot chimney?
A: carbon footprint
Q: Which of Santa’s reindeer is the most mobile?
Dancer!
Q: What do you get when you put a bell on a skunk?
A: It smells like jingle.
Q: Why didn’t anyone bid on Rudolph and Blitzen on eBay?
A: It was two deer.
Q. Who is the warmest athlete in winter?
A: Long jumper!
Q: What happens when an elf pranks me?
A: Santa gives you the sack!
Q: What do you call a deer you can’t see?
A: No snow deer!
Q. What is the best Christmas present?
A: Broken drum, you can’t beat it!
Q: How does Christmas end?
A: With the letter Y!
Q: What do you call Father Christmas on the Beach?
A: Sandy Claus!
Q: Who gives gifts to cats?
A: Santa Po!
Q: oh oh oh what?
A: Santa walking backwards!
Q: Why can’t the Christmas tree be crocheted?
A: Because they always drop needles!
Q: How does Darth Vader enjoy a Christmas turkey?
A: On the dark side!
Q: Ho Ho Hoosh, what about Ho Ho Whoosh?
A: Santa going through the revolving door!
Q: What did the sea tell Santa?
A: Nothing! It just shook!
Q: What do you call a dog that works for Santa?
A: Santa Po!
Q: What if Santa forgets to wear his underwear?
A: St. Nickaris
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