TV channel Gold’s eighth annual ranking, chosen by a panel chaired by comedy critic Bruce Dessau, was drawn from 2,000 UK voters. Check out the top 20 jokes.
1. Q: What’s Dominic Cummings’ favorite Christmas song?
A: Driving home for Christmas
2. Q: Have you heard that production at Santa’s workshop has ceased?
A: A lot of the staff had to contain the elves!
3. Question: Why didn’t Mary and Joseph go to Bethlehem?
A: All Virgin flights have been canceled.
4. Question: Why can Santa’s reindeer travel on Christmas Eve?
A: There is herd immunity.
5. Q: Why do pirates have to lock down?
A: Because “Ah!” rate has risen
6. Q: What is the best reason to think of 2020 like a panto?
A: After all, because it’s behind you
7. Question: Why were Mary and Joseph unable to attend the workplace meeting?
A: Because the inn didn’t have Zoom.
8. Q: Why doesn’t Boris Johnson make the Christmas cake until the last minute?
A: He doesn’t know how many layers there must be.
9. Question: What does Trump do at Christmas dinner?
A: They wore super spreads.
10. Q: Which Christmas movie was 30 years ahead of its time?
A: Alone at home
11. Q: How do I play Dominic Cummings Monopoly?
A: Ignore the rules, move wherever you want on the board and never go to jail.
12. Q: Why doesn’t Santa lose presents this year?
A: I downloaded Sack and Trace.
13. Q: How will my stomach be pandemic after Christmas?
A: It will take some time to flatten the curve.
14. Question: How is Prince Andrew coping with the stress of Christmas this year?
Fine. no sweat
15. Q: Why was Rudolph not allowed to participate in vaccine trials?
A: Because I only wanted guinea pigs
16. Q: What are the government’s plans to support the Christmas Supper?
A: Eating sprouts helps.
17. Q: How can I avoid talking to my boss at this year’s Employee Christmas Party?
A: mute him
18. Question: How does Santa keep track of all the fireplaces he has visited?
A: He keeps a journal.
19. Q: Who wears red clothes this Christmas and gives gifts to children?
A: Marcus Rashford
20. Q: Why did Mary and Joseph have to go to Bethlehem?
A: Because I couldn’t book a courier service
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