A man went into a pet store looking for a pet, glanced into the back room, saw a beautiful parrot alone in a cage, and said to the pet store owner, “Is that parrot for sale?”
“The shopkeeper I’ve sold him to twice before doesn’t really tell me, but he’s got a big head so he always comes back.”
The man said, “No problem, I like challenges, so I’ll take them.”
When he arrives home with the parrot, he removes the cover from the cage and immediately the parrot says “I am a parrot parrot and I am as hard as fü@k”. He repeats it all afternoon.
So, the guy thinks I’ll treat him, and he goes back to the pet store, buys a kestrel and takes it home, and the parrot immediately says:
“I am a cock parrot and I am as hard as fü@k.” So the guy pops the kestrel in the cage and nothing happens.
The next morning, when he went downstairs, Kestrel was dead on the floor of our cage, not the parrot’s feathers.
“I told you.” said the parrot. “I’m a parrot and I’m as hard as fü@k.”
The right one says I’ll treat you this time so he gets Peregrine from the pet store and puts him back in the cage with the parrot he thinks this will sort him out for!
Still nothing happens.
When he came downstairs the next morning, the peregrine falcon was dead on the floor of the cage, not the parrot’s feathers.
“I told you.” said the parrot. “I’m a parrot and I’m as hard as fü@k.”
The man is really annoyed now, so he visits the pet store again and gets a golden eagle that the parrot thinks there is no way to do this bird. Again he puts the eagle in the cage with the parrot, but again nothing happens.
The next morning when he comes downstairs, he sees a dead eagle and a featherless parrot on the floor of the cage.
“What happened here?” said the man.
“I had to take my coat off for that b@st@rd.”
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