We’re into November and we’re already completely bored.
I think November is a quiet time between the beauty of October and the joys of Halloween. Until the busy Christmas season in December.
November is the straight rail of the roller coaster between the two hills.
Oh, and of course there are holidays in that month. Veterans Day and Thanksgiving – one grateful and the other disgusting pig.
To make up for the lack of holidays, November has a monthly theme.
Did you know that November is “National Fondue Month”?
me too.
Last time I was fond of fondue…who knew that dipping roast beef under a chocolate fountain would kick you out of the Golden Ranch?
November is “National Peanut Butter Lovers Month”. The congratulatory people would have already told you if they could say it now.
It is a coincidence that November is ‘National Erectile Dysfunction Month’ and ‘National Adoption Month’. In other words, experiencing one is the perfect opportunity to explore the other.
November is ‘Banana Pudding Lovers Month’ for those without teeth.
This month also has great interest in diseases that are “Diabetic Eye Disease Month”, “National COPD Month” and “National Alzheimer’s Disease Month”. Also “Epileptic Awareness Month”, “Lung Cancer Awareness Month”, “Pancreatic Cancer Awareness Month”, “Bone Marrow Awareness Month”, “Stomach Cancer Awareness Month”, “National AIDS Awareness Month”, even “Pet Cancer Awareness Month” Until the month of”.
I haven’t been “recognized” since I took the Mountain Dew Big Gulp down at 7-11.
This month is “Historical Bridge Awareness Month”. I will remember jumping off one side before I finish this beat!
November is “Aviation History Month”. Feel free to use the air bag.
Dieters will enjoy “National Vegan Month”, “National Pomegranate Month”, “Spinach & Pumpkin Month”, “National Raisin Bread Month” and “Sweet Potato Awareness Month”.
This post continues to draw, explaining why November is “National Fiction Writing Month.”
November is “National Career Development Month” and “National Scholarship Month”. And it’s pretty clear I’m absolutely inexperienced either way.
Finally, to close this blog, I can thank everyone for the fact that it is “National Appreciation Month”.
Have a nice November.
