These are no ordinary funny Christmas songs. You may not have heard of it yet, but once you hear it, you will never forget it!
Funny Christmas Songs:
Another Merry Elvis Presley Christmas.
(Composed by Greg Tamblin and Richard Helm, sung by Greg Tamblin)
Cashbox Magazine “Christmas Single of the Year”
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Lyrics:
Christmas time in our house is special.
Every year we pay tribute to our King.
Mom gave dad a real authentic Elvis after shaving.
Sis gave Johnny a limited-edition velvet Elvis lampshade.
And Grandpa gave Grandma a hamster named Priscilla Bo.
Guess who answers all calls on my Elvis code-a-phone.
Mom has an Elvis blender and plays “All Shook Up” very loudly.
And my sister loves her new cuckoo clock ’cause Elvis pops up every hour
And Barbie’s Magical Elvis Mirror Works Like A Dream
Everyone looks like a king
Another Merry Elvis Presley Christmas.
This gift of love reminds us that he is always with us.
And as he looks down today, we bless ourselves and say:
Another Merry Elvis Presley Christmas.
Elvis coffee maker, brew–brew- brewed us a cup this morning.
And our Elvis waffles Iron got Elvis’s face on every waffle
For dinner tonight we want to eat our favorite dish
Mom’s Alphabet Soup consisting of only the letters ELVIS
And after dinner we’ll all wear Elvis flannels.
We’ll sit around the TV and watch the Elvis channel
And just before going to bed, we get down on our knees and ask the Lord.
To talk to Elvis on the Elvis Ouija forum
Another Merry Elvis Presley Christmas.
This gift of love reminds us that he is always with us.
And as he looks down today, we bless ourselves and say:
Another Merry Elvis Presley Christmas.
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Funny Christmas Songs:
“Reindeer Song”
(Music & Lyrics: Randy Luton, Song: Greg Tamblyn)
A song about an unfortunate reindeer incident. True dark humor – WARNING!
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Lyrics:
A Christmas time full of love and support
With Santa bringing lovely gifts to the children from afar
But now there are people who say the situation is different. Rumors are circulating
There is a famine in the northern lands and Santa is eaten…. his reindeer
Yes, there was a franchisor with paprika and noodles.
Barbecue blitzen with rolls
Dasher and Dancer from Potluck Pie
And Rudolph of Casserole
What were the other people’s names?
oh it doesn’t seem to matter anymore
Perhaps some of them will find their way to the chunk cube.
And you can buy it in the store next year.
no one knows what happened
But people are depressed everywhere.
It doesn’t matter if you were good or bad.
‘Cause santa ain’t going nowhere
reindeer grilling over bonfire
Jack Frost biting their nose…
So let’s go talk to the little kids
We won’t be spending Christmas this year.
Because otherwise we will be living a lie.
Because Santa Claus ate the reindeer.
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